Everlasting Illusions
A different kind of Cinderella
> Those are the most formidable nose hairs I’ve ever seen.
> I want to be some hot chick for the night. Just to see what its all about.
I;MFUCKING FCRYING
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Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight
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I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
yahoo paid $1.1 billion dollars for this
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